Funny Instagram captions are always popular! There is nothing better, than making your friends laugh.

  1. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
  2. How I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
  3. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.
  4. I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
  5. Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
  6. I am not lazy, I am just on save energy mode.
  7. Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
  8. After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.
  9. Nothing is lost until your mother can’t find it.